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Vic: Paging Dr. Dude to the radio, stat! I need twenty CCs of what the hell’s going on there, dude. Doc: Ugh. What happened? Vic: Hey, you tell me, dude. One minute we’re talking about a hole in the wall, the next thing I know, you turn into Grumps McGurt. Sounded like you needed a

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Previously on Taken… It started when I was eight. They’ve been taking me since I was nine. At the time, I thought they were dreams. There was always the same guy. Grandfather was a hero, Charlie, just like your dad. He believed he’d been taken by aliens. It was the carnies, the guys who ran

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♪ Zack Morris is trash ♪ (school bell rings) – [Narrator] It’s Bayside’s annual homecoming against Valley. Zack hates to say anything bad about his team, but they’re losers who suck. Zack continues his hallway disparagement campaign. – You got anything there for your star quarterback? – Life insurance. – [Narrator] Causing Jessie to question

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Just gonna ride past you on my bike that’s alright because I’m not sure who I like… Why did you give me an Indian burn? I told the principal because it really hurt You’re such a stupid jerk I can’t tell her that I like her, I can only shoot her with the spitball She

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(bouncy music) – From the BFG to the BFG 9000 nerds like a lot of things, but there’s something they love above all else. That is correcting people. This is Um, Actually. (energetic music) Joining us on today’s episode we have Tao Yang. – Hello, I’m very nerdy (laughs) – I promise. We also have

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– Hello, and welcome to Rank King Astrology. I’m your Rank King, Eugene. Please welcome my special Rank Priestess, Allison. – Oh, wow. – Pretty good, right? – That was really good. – Yes. – Thank you. – We are very well-versed in the way of the stars. And today we are gonna rank all

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*inflating balloon noises* I think it’s already starting! Ok, here’s your homework. Um… first let me tell you the directions. Umm… What’s four… …take away five? One, two, three, four, five, six. Take away. What’s six take away one? One. No, you take away… So you take away one out of six, how much does

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EVERYBODY FEELING OKAY? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: I’M GLAD TO HEAR IT BECAUSE IT’S BEEN A ROUGH COUPLE OF DAYS HERE IN NEW YORK AND AROUND THE COUNTRY. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO KEEP US SAFE. THERE’S A LOT OF THOUGHTFUL COMMENTARY OUT THERE. THEN THERE’S

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One day the last star will die and the universe will turn dark forever. It will probably be a red dwarf; a tiny kind of star. That’s also one of our best bets to find alien life, and might be the last home of humanity before the universe becomes uninhabitable. So, what do we know

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